Vladimir Putin found out zombie apocalypse will start in 2666 and he has been imprisoned in

Vladimir Putin found out that the zombie apocalypse will start in 2666 and he has been imprisoned in The Pentagon. The Ordo Templi Orientis is protecting this secret. The Pentagon isn't shown on any maps, and all my posts about zombies keep getting taken down by Tumblr. Most people are in denial.

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