They teach dihydrogen monoxide in water turning toucans gay at schools in Tunisia

They teach the dihydrogen monoxide in the water is turning the toucans gay at schools in Tunisia. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. The toucan makes a funny noise, and the toucan was mentioned in the Satanic Verses. WAKE UP!


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