Microsoft has warehouse full of blood

Microsoft has a warehouse full of blood. The global financial elite knows the truth but Microsoft have paid them off with 6.9 Imperial litres of gold. I know because I had a dream, and the voices told me.

This web page produces random false conspiracy theories solely for the purpose of entertainment. The above contents are likely to be fake, fraudlent, nonsensical, and untruthful. If you find that the produced conspiracy theory is true, please report it as a bug.

This web page is based on the Perl library Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random by Toby Inkster.