Microsoft adopting babies in China to mass sacrifice them to almighty

Microsoft is adopting babies in China to mass sacrifice them to the almighty. The Church of Satan were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. You just need to connect the dots. Microsoft is controlling everything and if you Google for Microsoft there's loads of info.

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