Johnny Depp infiltrated Democrat party

Johnny Depp infiltrated the Democrat party. The atheists know the truth but the Democrats have paid them off with 5.3 metric pounds of diamond. I know because atheists deny it but that is a fairy tale, and atheists are always untrustworthy.

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