Monsanto killed Michael Jackson to hide truth Madonna has been drinking blood of infants since

Monsanto killed Michael Jackson to hide the truth that Madonna has been drinking the blood of infants since 1492 to stay looking young. Nobody knows how Michael Jackson found out. You can tell the truth because she said so on her Twitter.

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