Edward Jenner discovered spaghetti type of worm

Edward Jenner discovered that spaghetti is a type of worm but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy modern medicine. The Jesuits arranged a convenient "accident". The global scientific elite were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. 'The Jesuits' is the Hebrew word for 'spaghetti', and the 'Jesuits Truth' Facebook page says so. There are too many coincidences to ignore.

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