Shape-shifting aliens and Freemasons in secret war with each other since time immemorial

Shape-shifting aliens and the Freemasons have been in a secret war with each other since time immemorial. The shape-shifters want to expose the truth that JFK is alive and kept at Langley, Virginia and the Masons will do whatever they can to stop them. I know because the shape-shifters deny it but that is the Big Lie, and the 'Shape-shifters Exposed' website says so.

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