Benjamin Franklin discovered Chinese zodiac can predict future

Benjamin Franklin discovered that the Chinese zodiac can predict the future but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the Big Bang 'theory'. The British Royal Family arranged a convenient "accident". The Communists were helping them until the Royals betrayed them. THEY HIDE THE TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT. The Royals are always untrustworthy, and the Communists keep editing the Wikipedia page about the year of the dragon.

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