Biden administration killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand to hide truth zombie apocalypse will start

The Biden administration killed Archduke Franz Ferdinand to hide the truth that the zombie apocalypse will start next Christmas. Archduke Franz Ferdinand found out using mind reading. Microsoft knows the truth but the Biden administration have threatened them to keep them silent. I know because Archduke Franz Ferdinand sent a letter containing the truth before dying, and Microsoft is controlling everything.

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