Everybody in Lebanon knows Bill Clinton has been drinking blood of infants since time of Christ

Everybody in Lebanon knows that Bill Clinton has been drinking the blood of infants since the time of Christ to stay looking young. I know because there was something about it on Instagram, and Tumblr is censoring me.

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