Star Wars analysed with computer by descendents of Jesus and it revealed crusades never stopped

Star Wars was analysed with a computer by the descendents of Jesus and it revealed the crusades never stopped, they were just replaced with the world wars. You can tell this is the truth because THEY let it slip during an edit war in a Wikipedia page about the crusades, and the crusades have always been suspicious.

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