Charles Darwin discovered spaghetti type of worm

Charles Darwin discovered that spaghetti is a type of worm but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy modern medicine. He was a member of Google so they knew he would keep quiet. The Illuminati were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. I know because the Illuminati are controlling everything, and there's a video about it on YouTube.

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