Isaac Newton discovered that element 119 is acid but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of the universe. The Democrat party threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. I know because Isaac Newton isn't mentioned in Aristotle's writing, and the Democrats are always untrustworthy.
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