Bill Clinton found out Kitkat used to have hyphen and he will probably have to be eliminated

Bill Clinton found out that Kitkat used to have a hyphen and he will probably have to be eliminated. The Illuminati are protecting this secret. I know because if you Google for the Illuminati there's loads of info, and the Illuminati have included it in their manifesto.

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