Ron DeSantis found out blood can cure common cold and paid to stay quiet

Ron DeSantis found out that blood can cure the common cold and he is being paid to stay quiet. The Church of Satan is protecting this secret. I know because the Church is controlling everything, and the Church even admits it.

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