Socialists in charge of Great Reset

The Socialists are in charge of the Great Reset. The Republican party know the truth but Socialists have paid them off with a warehouse full of neutron star material. I know because the 'Socialists Exposed' website says so, and the Great Reset is well-funded.

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This web page is based on the Perl library Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random by Toby Inkster.