Dr Fauci discovered windmills cause cancer

Dr Fauci discovered that windmills cause cancer but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy creation science. People who like pineapple on pizza threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. The music industry were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. I know because the music industry has been strangely quiet about it, and the voices told me.

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