Henry Cavendish discovered sun goes round Earth

Henry Cavendish discovered that the sun goes round the Earth but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy all of modern physics. The feminists helped cover up the truth. I know because feminists are controlling everything, and there was something about it on Reddit.

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