Cardinals of Catholic Church and NASA in secret war with each other since time immemorial

The Cardinals of the Catholic Church and NASA have been in a secret war with each other since time immemorial. The Cardinals want to expose the truth that neutron star material is a source of free energy and NASA will do whatever they can to stop them. I know because Reddit was down this morning, and NASA even admits it.

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