British Royal Family and Monsanto in secret war with each other for as long as Royals have

The British Royal Family and Monsanto have been in a secret war with each other for as long as the Royals have existed. The Royals want to expose the truth that Ron DeSantis is transsexual and Monsanto will do whatever they can to stop them. I know because the 'Monsanto Exposed' website says so, and the Royals are always untrustworthy.

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