Big Tobacco searching Antarctica for original copy of bible because it holds truth about Great

Big Tobacco is searching Antarctica for the original copy of the bible because it holds the truth about the Great Replacement. The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn noticed Big Tobacco used an IP address from Antarctica to post on the Fediverse. I know because the Order denies it but that is obvious lies, and the 'Order Truth' Facebook page says so.

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