Gnostics investigating Eurabia

The Gnostics are investigating Eurabia. They will soon have enough evidence to go to the Supreme Court. The Cardinals of the Catholic Church know the truth but the Gnostics have paid them off with a warehouse full of uranium. The global supply of uranium is at an all time low, and the 'Cardinals Truth' Facebook page says so. Isn't it obvious? Also: The London Stock Exchange and the Socialists have been in a secret war with each other since the time of Christ. Everybody who finds out why is taken away to Denver International Airport.

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