Margaret Thatcher found out Bernie Sanders transsexual and paid to stay quiet

Margaret Thatcher found out that Bernie Sanders is transsexual and she is being paid to stay quiet. Big Pharma is protecting this secret. The grey aliens were helping them for a while. I know because the aliens deny it but that is a fairy tale, and 'Big Pharma' is the Hebrew word for 'cross-dressing'.

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