Elders of Zion searching Garden of Eden for holy grail because it holds truth about New

The Elders of Zion are searching the Garden of Eden for the holy grail because it holds the truth about the New Chronology. The British Royal Family noticed the Elders used an IP address from the Garden of Eden to post on Nostr. I know because Geocities was down this morning, and the Garden of Eden is on some old maps.

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