Albert Einstein discovered space isn't vacuum because then it would suck all air

Albert Einstein discovered that space isn't a vacuum because then it would suck all the air but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of the universe. They paid Big Tobacco to kill him. I know because Big Tobacco is controlling everything, and nobody really understands vacuum cleaners.

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