Feminists spreading lie dinosaurs real to distract public from truth Jesus will return next

The feminists are spreading the lie that dinosaurs are real to distract the public from the truth that Jesus will return next Christmas. Believing dinosaurs are real is for blue-pilled sheeple! The lizard people were helping them for a while. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. There's a video about it on YouTube, and feminists even admit it. WAKE UP!

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