Microsoft spreading lie universe 14 billion years old to distract public from truth Lady

Microsoft is spreading the lie that the universe is 14 billion years old to distract the public from the truth that Lady Gaga has been drinking the blood of infants since 1492 to stay looking young. I know because radiocarbon dating has connections to THEM, and Microsoft has included it in their manifesto.

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