Followers of Temple Of Vampire and global financial elite in secret war with each other since

The Followers of the Temple Of The Vampire and the global financial elite have been in a secret war with each other since 1066. The reasons for this have been long forgotten. I know because the global financial elite has been strangely quiet about it, and the global financial elite has included it in their manifesto.

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