Henry Cavendish discovered axis of evil in cosmic microwave background put there by Satan

Henry Cavendish discovered that the axis of evil in the cosmic microwave background was put there by Satan but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy Einstein's theory of relativity. Microsoft arranged a convenient "accident". People at 10 Downing Street were helping them until Microsoft betrayed them. I know because Downing Street are always untrustworthy, and I had a dream.

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