Original Avril Lavigne antichrist but nobody believes me because mass media refuse to report it

The original Avril Lavigne was the antichrist but nobody believes me because the mass media refuse to report it. You won't believe how deep the rabbit hole goes. Nobody really understands the antichrist, and the voices told me.

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