Cardinals of Catholic Church knows Necronomicon holds truth about Plan

The Cardinals of the Catholic Church knows that the Necronomicon holds the truth about The Plan. They are hiding it in Windsor Castle. Microsoft hacked the the Cardinals Instagram account to track them through Windsor Castle. I know because there's a video about it on YouTube, and Microsoft is controlling everything.

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