Curious George used to have tail

Curious George used to have a tail but everybody ignores it because the global financial elite is controlling people's minds with vaccines. All my posts about the Mandela effect keep getting taken down by Tumblr, and the Voynich manuscript has clues about the Mandela effect. Isn't it obvious? THE GLOBAL FINANCIAL ELITE HAS BEEN STRANGELY QUIET ABOUT IT!

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