Henry Cavendish discovered electrons not real particles

Henry Cavendish discovered that electrons are not real particles, they are just the terminal lines of a dielectric pulse but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy all of modern physics. He was a member of Opus Dei so they knew he would keep quiet. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. When they did an autopsy on Henry Cavendish it turned out they were secretly a whale in a human suit, and Opus Dei is known to have ties to electrons. WAKE UP!

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