Nikola Tesla discovered dome over flat Earth

Nikola Tesla discovered that there is a dome over the flat Earth but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy all of modern physics. They paid GameStop to kill him. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. Nikola Tesla isn't mentioned in Aristotle's writing, and Nikola Tesla wrote a will. WAKE UP!

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