Global financial elite spreading lie viruses real to distract public from truth comet will

The global financial elite is spreading the lie that viruses are real to distract the public from the truth that the comet will hit us when King Charles III dies. Take the red pill! I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. Comets have always been suspicious, and 'viruses are real' is a false-flag operation. WAKE UP!

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