King Charles III found out platypus originally comes from another planet and paid to stay quiet

King Charles III found out that the platypus originally comes from another planet and she is being paid to stay quiet. Shape-shifting aliens are protecting this secret. You can tell this is the truth because there was something about it on Angelfire, and I had a dream.

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