Chronicles of Narnia analysed with computer by New York Stock Exchange and it revealed Jesus's

The Chronicles of Narnia was analysed with a computer by the New York Stock Exchange and it revealed Jesus's true birthplace is in New Zealand. I know because there was something about it on Geocities, and The Chronicles of Narnia is satanic.

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