Facebook growing babies in test tubes in Germany to feed them to almighty

Facebook is growing babies in test tubes in Germany to feed them to the almighty. The Communists know the truth but Facebook have threatened them to keep them silent. I know because Facebook denies it but that is disinformation, and the Wikipedia entry for Germany keeps getting edited by the Communists.

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