British Royal Family trying to obtain 5.3 metric pounds of coal

The British Royal Family is trying to obtain 5.3 metric pounds of coal. I had a dream, and the Royals are controlling everything. Isn't it obvious? THERE WAS SOMETHING ABOUT IT ON PINTEREST!

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