Aliens from Mars spreading lie vaccines safe to distract public from truth platypus fake

Aliens from Mars are spreading the lie that vaccines are safe to distract the public from the truth that the platypus is a fake animal, engineered by pagans. But the truth shall not be buried! People who like pineapple on pizza were helping them for a while. I know because 'vaccines are safe' is a false-flag operation, and the pineapple-lovers have included it in their manifesto.

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