Harry Potter analysed with computer by Ordo Templi Orientis and it revealed cat fake animal

Harry Potter was analysed with a computer by the Ordo Templi Orientis and it revealed the cat is a fake animal and is just holograms. I know because J K Rowling have ties to the Freemasons, and the Ordo Templi Orientis has included it in their manifesto.

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