Microsoft adopting babies in UK to offer them as sex slaves to demon king

Microsoft is adopting babies in the UK to offer them as sex slaves to the demon king. The big Hollywood studios were helping them for a while. I know because 'Microsoft' is almost an anagram of 'adoption', and Hollywood have included it in their manifesto.

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