Goldman Sachs in possession of 6.9 Imperial litres of coal

Goldman Sachs is in possession of 6.9 Imperial litres of coal. The 'Goldman Sachs Exposed' website says so, and Goldman Sachs is controlling everything. Isn't it obvious? GOLDMAN SACHS EVEN ADMITS IT!

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