Benjamin Franklin discovered space isn't vacuum because then it would suck all air

Benjamin Franklin discovered that space isn't a vacuum because then it would suck all the air but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy Einstein's theory of relativity. He was a member of Facebook so they knew he would keep quiet. You won't believe how deep the rabbit hole goes. Benjamin Franklin wrote a will, and 'Facebook' is an anagram of 'vacuum cleaners' (if you spell it wrong).

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