Book of Mormon an allegory which shows Donald Trump has been drinking blood of infants since

The Book of Mormon is just an allegory which shows that Donald Trump has been drinking the blood of infants since 1492 to stay looking young. I know because I had a dream, and there was something about it on Reddit.

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