Bernie Sanders leader of Biden administration

Bernie Sanders is the leader of the Biden administration. The Priory of Sion knows the truth but the Biden administration have paid them off with 6.9 Imperial litres of holy water. The Wikipedia entry for holy water keeps getting edited by the Priory of Sion, and the Biden administration denies it but that is a fairy tale. They leave clues to mock us! ANGELFIRE IS CENSORING ME! MOCK! MOCK!

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