Socialists adopting babies in Tunisia to sacrifice them to demon king

The Socialists are adopting babies in Tunisia to sacrifice them to the demon king. People who like pineapple on pizza are trying to get evidence to prove it. I know because the pineapple-lovers are controlling everything, and Angelfire was down this morning.

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