Comet will hit us next Christmas but everybody ignores it because they refuse to see truth

The comet will hit us next Christmas but everybody ignores it because they refuse to see the truth. I know because the people still alive next Christmas sent us hidden messages in Harry Potter, and comets have always been suspicious.

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This web page is based on the Perl library Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random by Toby Inkster.