Shadow Government spreading lie Earth 4.5 billion years old to distract public from truth

The Shadow Government is spreading the lie that the Earth is 4.5 billion years old to distract the public from the truth that neutron star material can cure HIV. Open your mind! You won't believe how deep the rabbit hole goes. 'The Shadow Government' is almost an anagram of 'carbon dating', and the Shadow Government is known to have ties to carbon dating.

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