Henry Cavendish discovered Chinese zodiac can predict future

Henry Cavendish discovered that the Chinese zodiac can predict the future but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of the universe. They paid people at 10 Downing Street to kill him. You just need to connect the dots. The year of the dragon has connections to THEM and Henry Cavendish hasn't given a lecture in months.

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