Feminists in possession of blood

The feminists are in possession of a lot of blood. The Freemasons know the truth but feminists have paid them off with 5.3 metric pounds of coal. Feminists are controlling everything, and the 'Feminists Truth' Facebook page says so. Isn't it obvious?

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