Monsanto cloning babies in Australia to mass sacrifice them to Beelzebub

Monsanto is cloning babies in Australia to mass sacrifice them to Beelzebub. The London Stock Exchange knows the truth but Monsanto have threatened them to keep them silent. I know because Monsanto has been strangely quiet about it, and LSE even admits it.

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