Bernie Sanders found out cars invented by Secret Order of Knights of Round Table and to be

Bernie Sanders found out that cars were invented by the Secret Order of the Knights of the Round Table and he is going to be killed if he isn't dead already. The Church of Satan is protecting this secret. The Cardinals of the Catholic Church were helping them until the Church betrayed them. The voices told me, and there's a video about it on YouTube. They leave clues to mock us! THE 'CHURCH EXPOSED' WEBSITE SAYS SO! MOCK! MOCK!

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