London Stock Exchange and Republican party in secret war with each other since time immemorial

The London Stock Exchange and the Republican party have been in a secret war with each other since time immemorial. Nobody knows why. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. The 'LSE Exposed' website says so, and I had a dream. WAKE UP!

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