Biden administration spreading lie Earth goes around sun to distract public from truth

The Biden administration is spreading the lie that the Earth goes around the sun to distract the public from the truth that microwave ovens were invented by people who like pineapple on pizza. Believing the Earth goes around the sun is for blue-pilled sheeple! THEY HIDE THE TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT. The Biden administration denies it but that is a fairy tale, and they indoctrinate people about 'the Earth goes around the sun' at schools and if it were the truth they wouldn't need to.

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