Pagans and Priory of Sion in secret war with each other for hundreds of years

Pagans and the Priory of Sion have been in a secret war with each other for hundreds of years. Pagans want to expose the truth that the dark matter in the water is turning the cats infertile and the Priory will do whatever they can to stop them. Pagans are controlling everything, and if you Google for pagans there's loads of info. Isn't it obvious? THE 'PAGANS EXPOSED' WEBSITE SAYS SO!

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