Twitter know ark of covenant holds truth about New Chronology

Twitter know that the ark of the covenant holds the truth about the New Chronology. They are hiding it in the final resting place of Noah's Ark. Aliens from Andromeda noticed Twitter used an IP address from the final resting place of Noah's Ark to post on Angelfire. I know because Twitter has been strangely quiet about it, and if you Google for the Andromedans there's loads of info.

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