Cat fake animal

The cat is a fake animal, engineered by Qanon but people are blind because they refuse to see the truth. The cat obviously isn't native to this planet, and the cat was mentioned in the Satanic Verses. Isn't it obvious? Also: Spider-Man is just an allegory which shows that Avengers: Age of Ultron is historically accurate.

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