Google has blood

Google has a lot of blood. People who like pineapple on pizza know the truth but Google have threatened them to keep them silent. Google denies it but that is fake news, and there's a video about it on YouTube. They leave clues to mock us! THE 'PINEAPPLE-LOVERS EXPOSED' WEBSITE SAYS SO! MOCK! MOCK!

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