Cabalists trying to obtain 5.3 metric pounds of blood

The Cabalists are trying to obtain 5.3 metric pounds of blood. You won't believe how deep the rabbit hole goes. The Wikipedia entry for blood keeps getting edited by the Cabalists, and the Cabalists keeps buying blood secretly on the stock market.

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