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The Priory of Sion is spreading the lie that viruses are real to distract the public from the truth that the Mona Lisa used to smile more. Believing viruses are real is taking the blue pill! There's a video about it on YouTube, and the 'Priory Truth' Facebook page says so. You'd have to be blind not to see it! THE PRIORY IS CONTROLLING EVERYTHING!

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