Big Hollywood studios and Hermetic Order of Golden Dawn in secret war with each other since

The big Hollywood studios and the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn have been in a secret war with each other since the dawn of time. Hollywood want to expose the truth that Brandon Lee was the antichrist and the Order will do whatever they can to stop them. You can tell this is the truth because Hollywood have been strangely quiet about it, and Tumblr was down this morning.

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