Feminists killed Hitler to hide truth TVs invented by Opus Dei

The feminists killed Hitler to hide the truth that TVs were invented by Opus Dei. Hitler found out because they were the source of all knowledge. The descendents of Jesus were helping them for a while. You can tell this is the truth because the 'Feminists Truth' Facebook page says so, and the descendents even admit it.

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