Dr Fauci discovered penguins can fly but they get nervous when people watching

Dr Fauci discovered that penguins can fly but they get nervous when people are watching but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the 'theory' of evolution. He was a member of the Zionists so they knew he would keep quiet. The deep state were helping them for a while. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. The 'Zionists Exposed' website says so, and penguins have always been suspicious. WAKE UP!

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