Albert Einstein discovered moon made of cheese

Albert Einstein discovered that the moon is made of cheese but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy Einstein's theory of relativity. They paid the Democrat party to kill him. The lizard people were helping them until the Democrats betrayed them. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. The 'Democrats Exposed' website says so, and the lizardmen have been strangely quiet about it. WAKE UP!

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