Nikola Tesla discovered water its own element

Nikola Tesla discovered that water is its own element but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the Big Bang 'theory'. He was a member of Google so they knew he would keep quiet. The New World Order were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. I know because Google denies it but that is obvious lies, and the New World Order is controlling everything.

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