Common knowledge in Lebanon holy water source of free energy

It is common knowledge in Lebanon that holy water is a source of free energy. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. The global supply of holy water is at an all time low, and Instagram was down this morning. WAKE UP!

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