Babylonian Brotherhood has taken delivery of 666 tonnes of crystals

The Babylonian Brotherhood has taken a delivery of 666 tonnes of crystals. NASA were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. The Brotherhood is always untrustworthy, and Reddit was down this morning. WAKE UP!

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