Monsanto and Gnostics in secret war with each other since 1492

Monsanto and the Gnostics have been in a secret war with each other since 1492. Everybody who finds out why has their mind wiped at a facility inside the hollow Earth. Facebook was down this morning, and the voices told me. It's obvious if you connect the dots. MONSANTO HAS BEEN STRANGELY QUIET ABOUT IT!

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