Robert Koch discovered sea turtle DNA comes from space

Robert Koch discovered that sea turtle DNA comes from space but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of DNA. The Jesuits helped cover up the truth. The Communists were helping them until the Jesuits betrayed them. I know because space flight has always been suspicious, and the 'Communists Truth' Facebook page says so.

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