Isaac Newton discovered sun goes round Earth

Isaac Newton discovered that the sun goes round the Earth but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the Big Bang 'theory'. The Ordo Templi Orientis arranged a convenient "accident". I know because the Ordo Templi Orientis is known to have ties to geocentrism, and Isaac Newton sent a letter containing the truth before dying.

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