KFC family buckets full of heavy hydrogen

KFC family buckets are full of heavy hydrogen but nobody believes me because the descendents of Jesus have been hiding it for hundreds of years. You can tell this is the truth because KFC family buckets smell funny, and the descendents deny it but that is a big coverup.

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