Japan hologram created by people who like pineapple on pizza hiding it for years using mirrors

Japan is just a hologram created by people who like pineapple on pizza who have been hiding it for years using mirrors. The London Stock Exchange knows the truth but the pineapple-lovers have paid them off with a warehouse full of Belle Delphine bath water. I know because the London Stock Exchange keeps buying Belle Delphine bath water secretly on the stock market, and the voices told me.

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