Elders of Zion buying kids from poor families in Egypt to offer them as brides to Lord Satan

The Elders of Zion are buying kids from poor families in Egypt to offer them as brides to Lord Satan. The Wikipedia entry for Egypt keeps getting edited by the Elders of Zion, and Lord Satan needs to be getting power from somewhere. They leave clues to mock us. THE WIKIPEDIA ENTRY FOR EGYPT KEEPS GETTING EDITED BY THE ELDERS OF ZION!

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