Cardinals of Catholic Church adopting babies in New Zealand to mass sacrifice them to Lord Vader

The Cardinals of the Catholic Church are adopting babies in New Zealand to mass sacrifice them to Lord Vader. You just need to connect the dots. The Voynich manuscript has clues about adoption and if you Google for the Cardinals there's loads of info.

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