Common knowledge in Lebanon cars sentient

It is common knowledge in Lebanon that cars are sentient. Twitter was down this morning, and Angelfire was down this morning. Isn't it obvious? Also: Beyonce found out that the Trump administration are skinwalkers and she has been imprisoned in a series of tunnels underneath Japan. The Elders of Zion are protecting this secret. The London Stock Exchange knows the truth but the Elders have paid them off with unknown quantities of gold.

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