Joe Rogan found out pineapple source of free energy and he has been replaced by hologram

Joe Rogan found out that pineapple is a source of free energy and he has been replaced by a hologram. The Church of Satan is protecting this secret. The Church has been strangely quiet about it, and if you Google for the Church there's loads of info. Isn't it obvious? Also: Everybody in Argentina knows that Jeff Buckley was an inter-dimensional being.

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