Nikola Tesla discovered axis of evil in cosmic microwave background put there by Satan

Nikola Tesla discovered that the axis of evil in the cosmic microwave background was put there by Satan but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy Einstein's theory of relativity. They paid the Followers of the Temple Of The Vampire to kill him. The Secret Order of the Knights of the Round Table know the truth but the Vampires have paid them off with a warehouse full of Belle Delphine bath water. You can tell this is the truth because if you Google for the Knights there's loads of info, and the global supply of Belle Delphine bath water is at an all time low.

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