Feminists spreading lie Earth goes around sun to distract public from truth entrance to

The feminists are spreading the lie that the Earth goes around the sun to distract the public from the truth that the entrance to the hollow Earth is in Australia. People who like pineapple on pizza know the truth but feminists have paid them off with vast amounts of gold. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. The Wikipedia entry for gold keeps getting edited by people who like pineapple on pizza, and there's a video about it on YouTube. WAKE UP!

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