Stephen Hawking discovered moon made of cheese

Stephen Hawking discovered that the moon is made of cheese but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy Einstein's theory of relativity. They paid the British Royal Family to kill him. The Cardinals of the Catholic Church are trying to get evidence to prove it. You just need to connect the dots. Stephen Hawking sent a letter containing the truth before dying and the 'Cardinals Truth' Facebook page says so.

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