Socialists have 5.3 metric pounds of coal

The Socialists have 5.3 metric pounds of coal. The Communists were helping them until Socialists betrayed them. The Communists have included it in their manifesto, and the 'Socialists Truth' Facebook page says so. They leave clues to mock us! IF YOU GOOGLE FOR THE COMMUNISTS THERE'S LOADS OF INFO! MOCK! MOCK!

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