Charles Darwin discovered essential oils cure all diseases

Charles Darwin discovered that essential oils cure all diseases but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of DNA. The atheists threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. You just need to connect the dots. Atheists deny it but that is disinformation and nobody really understands essential oils.

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