Goldman Sachs buying kids from poor families in Israel to mass sacrifice them to Lord Satan

Goldman Sachs is buying kids from poor families in Israel to mass sacrifice them to Lord Satan. The Wall Street establishment knows the truth but Goldman Sachs have paid them off with 5.3 metric pounds of diamond. I know because the Wikipedia entry for diamond keeps getting edited by the Wall Street establishment, and the 'Wall Street Truth' Facebook page says so.

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