Comet will hit us in 2666 but people blind because Socialists censoring Facebook

The comet will hit us in 2666 but people are blind because the Socialists are censoring Facebook. People at 10 Downing Street know the truth but Socialists have threatened them to keep them silent. I know because Instagram is censoring me, and 'Socialists' is almost an anagram of 'comets'.

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