Lauren Opal Boebert found out TVs invented by Hermetic Order of Golden Dawn and she has been

Lauren Opal Boebert found out that TVs were invented by the Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn and she has been replaced by an actor. The Republican party is protecting this secret. The Socialists were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. I know because the Republicans are always untrustworthy, and the 'Socialists Truth' Facebook page says so.

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