Joe Biden found out Lord of Rings historically accurate and paid to stay quiet

Joe Biden found out that Lord of the Rings is historically accurate and he is being paid to stay quiet. People at 10 Downing Street are protecting this secret. The Shadow Government are trying to get evidence to prove it. I know because the Shadow Government denies it but that is the Big Lie, and Lord of the Rings is satanic.

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