Isaac Newton discovered element 119 dihydrogen monoxide

Isaac Newton discovered that element 119 is dihydrogen monoxide but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy Einstein's theory of relativity. They paid the feminists to kill him. The Trump administration are trying to get evidence to prove it. The Trump administration has included it in their manifesto, and feminists have been strangely quiet about it. We all know what's going on here.

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