Carl Linneaus discovered penguins can fly but they get nervous when people watching

Carl Linneaus discovered that penguins can fly but they get nervous when people are watching but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy creation science. The feminists threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. The Hermetic Order of the Golden Dawn were helping them for a while. You can tell this is the truth because the Voynich manuscript has clues about penguins, and 'feminists' is almost an anagram of 'penguins'.

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