Shadow Government spreading lie Earth goes around sun to distract public from truth sea

The Shadow Government is spreading the lie that the Earth goes around the sun to distract the public from the truth that the sea turtle is a fake animal and is just CGI. Take the red pill! The Socialists were helping them for a while. I know because the voices told me, and I had a dream.

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This web page is based on the Perl library Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random by Toby Inkster.