Whitney Houston found out Lauren Opal Boebert transsexual and to be killed if she isn't dead

Whitney Houston found out that Lauren Opal Boebert is transsexual and she is going to be killed if she isn't dead already. The big Hollywood studios are protecting this secret. I know because nobody really understands cross-dressing, and Hollywood are controlling everything.

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