Followers of Temple Of Vampire spreading lie electricity exists to distract public from

The Followers of the Temple Of The Vampire are spreading the lie that electricity exists to distract the public from the truth that Madonna has been blackmailed into silence. THEY HIDE THE TRUTH IN PLAIN SIGHT. The 'Vampires Truth' Facebook page says so, and the Vampires deny it but that is fake news.

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