Socialists have taken delivery of warehouse full of blood

The Socialists have taken a delivery of a warehouse full of blood. The Wikipedia entry for blood keeps getting edited by Socialists, and Socialists deny it but that is a big coverup. They leave clues to mock us! THE GLOBAL SUPPLY OF BLOOD IS AT AN ALL TIME LOW! MOCK! MOCK!

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