Priory of Sion killed Prince Phillip to hide truth TVs invented by Qanon

The Priory of Sion killed Prince Phillip to hide the truth that TVs were invented by Qanon. Prince Phillip found out using mind reading. I know because the Priory has included it in their manifesto, and Instagram was down this morning. The numbers never lie. Q+A+N+O+N = 17+1+14+15+14 = 61. T+V+S = 20+22+19 = 61.

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