Albert Einstein discovered axis of evil in cosmic microwave background put there by Satan

Albert Einstein discovered that the axis of evil in the cosmic microwave background was put there by Satan but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy our understanding of the universe. The Cabalists threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. Satan has connections to THEM, and the Cabalists even admit it. WAKE UP!

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