Shape-shifting aliens trying to obtain diamond

Shape-shifting aliens are trying to obtain a lot of diamond. You can tell this is the truth because the Wikipedia entry for diamond keeps getting edited by shape-shifting aliens, and the shape-shifters deny it but that is the Big Lie.

This web page produces random false conspiracy theories solely for the purpose of entertainment. The above contents are likely to be fake, fraudlent, nonsensical, and untruthful. If you find that the produced conspiracy theory is true, please report it as a bug.

This web page is based on the Perl library Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random by Toby Inkster.