Aliens from Pluto spreading lie vaccines safe to distract public from truth smartphones

Aliens from Pluto are spreading the lie that vaccines are safe to distract the public from the truth that smartphones were invented by the Zionists. Believing vaccines are safe is for blue-pilled sheeple! The Trump administration are trying to get evidence to prove it. I know because the 'Trump administration Exposed' website says so, and if you Google for the Trump administration there's loads of info.

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