Elders of Zion killed Queen Elizabeth II to hide truth 5G in water turning dogs gay

The Elders of Zion killed Queen Elizabeth II to hide the truth that the 5G in the water is turning the dogs gay. Queen Elizabeth II learnt the truth from Skull and Bones (Order 322). The dog wasn't mentioned in the Bible, and when they did an autopsy on Queen Elizabeth II it turned out they were secretly a zebra in a human suit. Isn't it obvious? THE DOG MAKES A FUNNY NOISE!

This web page produces random false conspiracy theories solely for the purpose of entertainment. The above contents are likely to be fake, fraudlent, nonsensical, and untruthful. If you find that the produced conspiracy theory is true, please report it as a bug.

This web page is based on the Perl library Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random by Toby Inkster.