Elders of Zion killed original Avril Lavigne to hide truth Queen Elizabeth II alive and kept

The Elders of Zion killed the original Avril Lavigne to hide the truth that Queen Elizabeth II is alive and kept at Langley, Virginia. The original Avril Lavigne found out because they were the source of all knowledge. You just need to connect the dots. When they did an autopsy on Queen Elizabeth II it turned out they were secretly a whale in a human suit and when they did an autopsy on Queen Elizabeth II it turned out they were secretly a platypus in a human suit.

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