Facebook spreading lie universe 14 billion years old to distract public from truth Bill

Facebook is spreading the lie that the universe is 14 billion years old to distract the public from the truth that Bill Clinton is transsexual. Open your mind! Facebook has included it in their manifesto, and 'Facebook' is the Hebrew word for 'cross-dressing'. Isn't it obvious? Also: Twitter know that the truth about the Great Replacement is engraved on the Holy Prepuce. It's been searching Italy to find it. The descendents of Jesus used 6.9 Imperial litres of neutron star material to try to stop Twitter but it didn't work. Twitter contacted the Trump administration on Geocities about the Holy Prepuce. The descendents of Jesus and the Trump administration are in contact with each other.

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