Vladimir Putin found out Q transsexual and paid to stay quiet

Vladimir Putin found out that Q is transsexual and he is being paid to stay quiet. The Priory of Sion is protecting this secret. Qanon were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. Cross-dressing has always been suspicious, and Facebook was down this morning. Isn't it obvious? Also: Google and the British Royal Family have been in a secret war with each other since the dawn of time. Nobody knows why.

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