Dr Fauci discovered windmills cause cancer

Dr Fauci discovered that windmills cause cancer but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy modern medicine. The New World Order threatened to kill him to keep him quiet. GameStop are trying to get evidence to prove it. I used to be asleep like you, but then I saw the clues. Instagram was down this morning, and Bible numerology has clues about oncology. WAKE UP!

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