GameStop and Trump administration in secret war with each other since 1066

GameStop and the Trump administration have been in a secret war with each other since 1066. Everybody who finds out why is taken away to a secret Antarctic base. I know because the 'Trump administration Truth' Facebook page says so, and GameStop has been strangely quiet about it.

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