Satanists and grey aliens in secret war with each other since 1666

The Satanists and the grey aliens have been in a secret war with each other since 1666. The reasons for this have been long forgotten. I know because the aliens have included it in their manifesto, and Satanists are controlling everything.

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This web page is based on the Perl library Acme::ConspiracyTheory::Random by Toby Inkster.