Big Tobacco killed Abraham Lincoln to hide truth world will end when King Charles III dies

Big Tobacco killed Abraham Lincoln to hide the truth that the world will end when King Charles III dies. Abraham Lincoln learnt the truth from the Shadow Government. I know because Youtube is censoring me, and they never did an autopsy on Abraham Lincoln.

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