Carl Linneaus discovered wasps angry bees

Carl Linneaus discovered that wasps are just angry bees but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the 'theory' of evolution. The global scientific elite helped cover up the truth. I know because I had a dream, and when they did an autopsy on Carl Linneaus it turned out it was a hologram.

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