Feminists and Freemasons in secret war with each other for hundreds of years

The feminists and the Freemasons have been in a secret war with each other for hundreds of years. The reasons for this have been long forgotten. I know because Parler was down this morning, and the 'Masons Truth' Facebook page says so.

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