Qanon spreading lie vaccines safe to distract public from truth Kraft instant mac and cheese

Qanon are spreading the lie that vaccines are safe to distract the public from the truth that Kraft instant mac and cheese boxes are full of testosterone. Believing vaccines are safe is taking the blue pill! Pagans know the truth but Qanon have paid them off with unspeakable quantities of silver. I know because Kraft instant mac and cheese boxes make me feel sick, and they indoctrinate people about 'vaccines are safe' at schools and if it were the truth they wouldn't need to.

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