Albert Einstein discovered Chinese zodiac can predict future

Albert Einstein discovered that the Chinese zodiac can predict the future but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy the Big Bang 'theory'. The Cardinals of the Catholic Church helped cover up the truth. The Ordo Templi Orientis were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it. If you Google for the Ordo Templi Orientis there's loads of info, and the voices told me. Isn't it obvious? Also: Henry Cavendish discovered that element 119 is oestrogen but the scientific establishment is suppressing it because it would destroy Einstein's theory of relativity. They paid the Communists to kill him. The New World Order were originally opposed to this but they're now in on it.

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