Cardinals of Catholic Church killed Malcolm X to hide truth Big Macs full of carbon nanotubes

The Cardinals of the Catholic Church killed Malcolm X to hide the truth that Big Macs are full of carbon nanotubes. Nobody knows how Malcolm X found out. Youtube is censoring me, and Wikipedia is censoring me. Wake up, sheeple!

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